Long slender desk to complete your life for sale in Hamilton, Ontario

Feeling down?
Feeling incomplete?
Look no further, my friend, for you have found the solution!
Where is this solution? Well right here! Yes, your thoughts are correct. This ad! This desk!
This is the desk for you. Gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling that no other desk can. Just take a good gander and the pictures and you will agree.
Look at how long, slender and fulfilling it is. Heck, it even has a sliding board for your awesome keyboard. How cool is that?
But wait, there's more!
A raised section for your monitor? Heck, yeah!
This desk is perfect for an office, editing suite, picnic and saying to your friends "my desk is bigger than yours".
All this can be yours for the low low price of $35! (pick up only)
Why am I giving up this incredible opportunity? I was not man enough to control it's amazingness.
Assembly required.
(small yet interesting crack on left side)